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Help! Community Ranking

Discussion created by eric on May 12, 2017
Latest reply on May 12, 2017 by Mike_Mitchell

Hooray.

I graduated from Function Phenom to Table Tamer.

I'm not so sure now. Seems Function Phenom was so much grander.

If only I had points to be a Relationship Builder.

 

Help! I need some points.

Help! Not just two thousand points.

Help! You know I need some likes. Help!

 

When I was younger, so much younger than today,

I never needed anybody's help in any way.

But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured.

This social site's changed my mind; I want some higher scores.

 

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.

And I do appreciate your thumbs around.

Help me prove my posts are so profound.

Won't you please, please help me?

 

And now these likes have taken place of verbal praise.

This social media has grown into a craze.

So every now and then I feel so insecure.

I know that I just need your likes. I've never done before.

 

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.

And I do appreciate your thumbs around.

Help me prove my posts are so profound.

Won't you please, please help me?

 

When I was younger, so much younger than today,

I never needed anybody's help in any way.

But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured.

This social site's changed my mind; I want some higher scores.

 

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down.

And I do appreciate your thumbs around.

Help me prove my posts are so profound.

Won't you please, please help me? Help me! Help me! Oh!

 

(©Eric Matthews. Parody of "Help!" by the Beatles)

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